What's good?

So I haven't logged in to this in quite a while... what's new? Oh well the Mets had another September collapse for the second straight year. It was fucking ridiculous. I can't get into it right now because I might have an aneurysm. The Jets are doing pretty well. They're 2-2 but I feel like the two losses could have been because of learning curves from both Brett Favre and the new offensive line. I only say this because I've seen the Jets' offense improve greatly with each game. They lost to the Patriots and the Charges... two teams that lost to the fucking Dolphins! It may also be because the Jets offense is pretty sick and their defense sucks huge donkey cocks (except for my boy Dwight LOOOOWRY!!!!! Anyway I hope they beat the Bengals this week. peace.

Brett CAN get the job done!

Awesome

How could I not love this?

Greatest Mets moment I've ever witnessed!

Last night Carlos Beltran hit a GRAND SLAM for a win over the Marlins... it's incredible!

there was no embed code for the video so here is the link... check it out: Beltran Baby!

If Sly Stalone ran for president...

I like Rocky, and I liked this:

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and if you liked it as well... then you should watch the sequel:

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Bernie Mac is dead

That really sucks... who didn't love Bernie Mac? He was the man in Ocean's 11 when he was bargaining with the car salesman and kept talking about moisturizing his hands.... that shit was hilarious. Bernie died yesterday due to complications from pneumonia. It's really a shame. His tv show was really funny too. I'll give everybody a clip of his standup, one of the original kings of comedy, Bernie Mac:

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Bittersweet Symphony

Well as the world knows, today is a great day for Jets fans... well kind of a bittersweet day. We got Brett Favre... fucking amazing. However we're losing Chad Pennington in this deal. So this was expected, Pennington was closing in on the very end of his career. We shouldn't be all that upset. Jets fans have always loved Chad Pennington. No matter how bad he played or how often he got injured we always stuck by him... a real fan favorite. However, the sour part of this story is not that we are going to lose Chad, it's that we very well may lose him to the Miami Dolphins. Although our current rivals are the piece of shit faggot ass New England Patriots, our oldest rivals have been the Dolphins. To see New York's beloved Chad Pennington wearing a fucking Dolphins jersey makes me want to throw up, then shit, and then throw up some more all over Bill Parcells' wife... kind of a "two chicks, one cup" situation. Even worse... we have to play the Dolphins on opening day... FUCK!!!! The only team that any Jets fan should be okay with if Chad played there would be Kansas City. He would be reunited with our old head coach Herm Edwards and they would have a great time together. I pray to god that Chad never has to put on a Dolphins jersey but we all need to pay some sort of price for Brett Favre. I mean the Jets pretty much struck gold on this deal given that we can get at least three seasons out of him and he doesn't decide to retire again!!!!

FUCK YES!!!!

I am so goddamn excited!!!! Here is why:

Don't try this shit at home...

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Pineapple Asspress

Funny James Franco video... obviously a faux reality clip taken from Knocked Up.

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Weird blog size

Sorry... i don't know why when I embed stuff that it gets like half cut out. I tried to reformat the size of this page but i can't figure it out. I'm sure there are some nerdy kids I can find to help me with this issue.

I hate (love) Pinch Hitter 2

Somebody please try to beat this game!!!! Honestly, you would have an easier time beating Call of Duty 4 in one day than you will beating Pinch Hitter... it's fucking impossible!


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It's done...

My face hurts so much. Fuck!

Ouch!

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled out today... It's gonna suck. But I am going to get really really high!

Pearl Jam fucking rules!

I recently saw Pearl Jam in Camden, NJ (essentially Philadelphia) back in June. They were awesome. At the end of their show they played Baba O'Riley by The Who.... I found out that Eddie Vedder is a big Who fan. So... I don't know if any of you saw the VH1 Rock Honors: The Who last week, but Pearl Jam was on and they played Love Reign O'er Me and they were amazing! Check it out:

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Also, Tenacious D was there and they played an acoustic version of Squeeze Box and although their band is kind of a joke they also did a really great job... PJ and TD were the only two bands that played well that this show... every other band, including the Foo Fighters whom I love, did pretty awful. But enjoy Tenacious D:

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Funny Prank

Also,
This video was posted on our site a few days ago... I think it's fucking hilarious!

Check it out:

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I'm really not a racist

Today I made a comment about why there are no black people working in our office... Matt decided to call me a racist even though my comment totally supports black people and is the complete opposite of racist. Either way, Matt made this picture of me and I thought it was pretty funny.
It's funny...

Project

we are working on our project right now... it fucking sucks. i had a delicious burger for lunch at good burger... christine just said "welcome to good blogger, home of the good blogger" WOW loser!!! i'll write a new entry when i'm feeling more creative/have something to say... peace

STEPH!!! please let me go home... i'm soooooo fucking bored!!!!

shiiiiiiit

yeah so all of my co-workers found my blog... i won't hear the end of this. it's all good though they're just jealous... i hope you're reading this CH marketing!!!

jesse debear is...

Oh Yeah!!!!! That's wassup.

I just woke up at 1 pm today... pretty sick. I've got a huge headache which is weird because I really didn't drink all that much last night. Actually I barely drank at all. I saw my grandma yesterday. She was in Connecticut for some wedding so I drove up to have lunch with her. On the way back I saw a Rita's Ices. They don't have Rita's in New York and the last time i've had anything from there was back when I went to camp. I got a chocolate ice... it was fucking amazing. I've been chillin with my dog Josh all day. Here he is:
Josh is legit...
I think I'm gonna got to Best Buy today to check some shit out. I'll probably buy a bunch of DVD's. I'll get back to you about those.

morning

I am hungggggg ovvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

HOT!

Shit yeah... parents are GONE! I dropped them off at JFK this morning. Got stuck in ridiculous traffic coming back. THEN, I had to drop my car off to get inspected. The garage is right by NYSC so I figured I'd go to the gym while I waited but they said it won't be ready until the end of the day. Given that I was all the way in Hartsdale I had to walk all the way home from the gym. It was mad far. It fucking sucked. It's like a million degrees outside... A MILLION! Now I have to go shower... then buy some beer. It'll be legit.

Gettin ready

I am back once again... the second post. Still first day. Don't worry about it...

My parents are packing to go to the Galapagos Islands for 10 days and I will be all by myself. To some this might sound tragic, but they are probably losers. THIS IS GONNA BE SICK! Their vacation is all on a boat (no hotel or anything), but not like a cruise ship... it's like an actual boat. So they gave me this whole speech on what to do if the boat like sank or something and they died. No big deal but we got in this big argument over who would take the house. Because my sister is a minor and has the right to stay in the house without paying for it until she's 18. Of course I want to sell it and get PAID SON but my mom wants her idiot friend to stay here with my sister. My dad agrees with me... tryin to get my money on, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Hopefully the boat stays afloat and I won't have to worry about it. Anywayyyyyyy...

I am fucking hungry... I'm gonna go get some food!

F1RST!

Ah, yes... my first ever post. I've never blogged before. I'm not quite sure how to do this. What do I write about? What do people want to know? Since I have no idea I think I might just leave you with something simple. I am a huge James Bond fan and the trailer for Quantum of Solace came out yesterday. Please enjoy watching it:

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I hope you are just as excited to see this as I am!